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BEEF, BIRDS & BEANS

All of our burgers are a 1/2 Lb. special blend of chuck and brisket meats – served with lettuce, tomato and onions – and cooked med-well unless you speak up. Buffalo comes on whole wheat bun. Then pick yo’ pickle.

Hamburger 5.99
Hamburger with Cheddar 6.75
REAL Buffalo Burger (92% Lean) 9.99
Turkey Burger 5.99
Black Bean Vegetarian Burger 5.99
100% Beef Hot Dog 5.99
Game Meats (subject to availability): Venison, Elk, Lamb, Ostrich, Kangaroo, Emu, Boar, Alligator market price

BUILD-YOUR-OWN BURGERS

(Hot dogs served on poppy seed bun only)

Sesame Bun – no extra charge
Whole Wheat Bun – no extra charge
Pretzel Bun – .50

Cheap Add-Ons – .75 each – Cheddar, Swiss, American, Fritos, Chipotle sauce, Wing sauce, Peppercorn ranch, Chipotle ranch, Beer-sautéed onions, Jalapenos, Pickled red onions, Green chilis, Sauerkraut
Fancy Add-Ons – .99 each – Guacamole, Goat cheese, Blue cheese, Cheez Whiz®, Pepperjack, Bacon (2 pieces), Fried onion strings, Garlic mushrooms, Texas chili, Fried egg

OUR FAVORITE BURGERS

(No substitutions. Our favorite burgers are 50¢-$1.00 off Build Your Own. Turn any of these into a Hot Dog on a poppy seed bun for the same price!)

The Spicy Goat – chipotle sauce, goat cheese & bacon 7.99
Bacon Bomb – 3 pieces of bacon & blue cheese 7.99
Ranch Hand – peppercorn ranch, bacon & swiss 7.99
The Lost Mexican – blue cheese & jalapeno 7.49
Lots-a-Shroom – mushroom, garlic & swiss 6.99
The Verde – green chili, guac & pepperjack 8.49
Wing Style – tangy buffalo sauce & blue cheese 7.49
The Philly – mushrooms, grilled onions, Cheese Whiz® 7.99
The Western – pepperjack, bacon, fried onion strings & jalapenos 8.99
Big Tex – cheddar, guac, fried onion strings & chipotle sauce 8.49
The Big German (aka The Dirk) - pretzel bun w/sauerkraut & swiss 7.49
Frito Bandito – Texas chili, guac, cheddar & Fritos® 8.99
Check the menu boards for Burger of the Month!
(Prices listed are for hamburger, turkey, or black bean. Upgrade to Buffalo or Game Meat for $4 more.)

FRIED STUFF

Straight Cut Fries 1.99
Sweet Potato Chips 1.99
Fried Onion Strings 2.99
Quincy’s Fried Pickles 2.99
Fried Green Beans 2.99
The Fried Ride – All of our fried stuff in one basket with peppercorn and chipotle ranch 8.99 (FREE nap included!)
Check the menu boards for daily fried specials!

BURGER IN A BOWL (sissy food)

Fresh green leaf lettuce, tomato, pickled onions, bacon, cheddar cheese, croutons and dressing 3.99
WITH Buffalo or other seasonal game meat 10.99
WITH hamburger, turkey or black-bean veggie 7.99
Salad Dressings: Peppercorn Ranch, Chipotle Ranch, Blue Cheese
and Balsamic Vinaigrette

HOMEMADE CUSTARD SHAKES

Vanilla, Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough or Oreo, Heath Bar®, Strawberry, Chocolate Chip, Flavor of the Month (Check the Specials Board) 4.99
Adults-only Shakes – Banana-Bailey’s, Amaretto-Oreo, Crème de Menthe-Chocolate Chip (More choices at the bar) 9.99
Twisted Root Beer Float 3.99

FOR THE KIDS

Mini corn dogs – 6 to an order, comes with fries 3.99
Chicken nuggets – 5 to an order, comes with fries 3.99
(We don’t have a kid’s burger, however, we do have knives & to-go boxes)

TWISTED ROOT ED-U-CASHUN

• We don’t have chicken – turkey is better and buffalo is lower calorie and better for you. Seriously.
• Lettuce & onion served on the side and homemade condiments are on the table.
• Ask for what you want. You want a tomato slice? Extra lettuce? No problem.
• All burgers are ½ lb. Hamburgers are 180 days grass-fed and grain-finished.
• Our shakes are the real deal: cream, eggs, sugar and vanilla.
• We r freak’n Green. Everything disposable is biodegradable. Even our cleaning products r Green!
• There’re hungry people behind you, have your order ready and get off your darn phone. Love ya!