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OUR FAVORITE BURGERS

THE SPICY GOAT • Chipotle sauce, Glenview Farms goat cheese & bacon 7.99
THE KEVIN BACON • 3 pieces of bacon & Danish Blue Cheese 7.99
RANCH HAND • House-made peppercorn ranch, bacon & Aged Swiss 7.99
THE LOST MEXICAN • Danish Blue Cheese & jalapeños 7.49
LOTS-A-SHROOM • Baby ‘Bello Mushrooms, garlic & Aged Swiss 6.99
THE VERDE • Hatch green chilis, guacamole & Pepperjack 8.49
WING STYLE • Tangy buffalo sauce & Danish Blue Cheese 7.49
SEXY HAWAIIAN • Jalapeño Jack cheese, teryaki sauce, pineapple salsa & prosciutto 8.99
THE WESTERN • Pepperjack, bacon, fried onion strings & jalapeños 8.99
BIG TEX • Cheddar, guacamole, fried onion strings & chipotle sauce 8.49
ENOUGH SAID • Aged Cheddar, bacon-ranch sauce & potato chips on top 7.49
FRITO BANDITO • Texas chili, guacamole, cheddar & Fritos® 8.99

Prices are for beef, turkey, or veggie burgers. Our burgers are cooked med-well unless you speak up.
OR TURN ANY OF THESE INTO A FOOTLONG HOT DOG FOR THE SAME PRICE!

OTHER BURGER OPTIONS

FRIED STUFF

STRAIGHT-CUT FRIES 1.99
SWEET POTATO CHIPS 1.99
FRIED ONION STRINGS 2.99
QUINCY’S FRIED PICKLES 2.99

FRIED GREEN BEANS 2.99
FRIED PORK SKINS 2.99
CHILI, NACHO CHEESE, BACON & JALAPEÑO FRIES 4.99
(NOT-FRIED) SIDE OF RANCH DRESSING .75

HEALTHY STUFF

SALAD WITH HAMBURGER, TURKEY, OR VEGGIE PATTY 7.99
SALAD WITH BUFFALO* OR SEASONAL GAME MEAT 10.99
TURKEY COBB SALAD WITH EGG & BLUE CHEESE 8.99
SIDE SALAD 3.99

All salads come with chopped lettuce, tomato, pickled onions, bacon, shredded cheddar & croutons and your choice of Chipotle Ranch, Peppercorn Ranch, Bacon Ranch, Danish Blue Cheese, or Balsamic Vinaigrette.

KIDS’ STUFF

6 MINI CORNDOGS & FRIES 3.99

5 CHICKEN NUGGETS & FRIES 3.99

We don’t have kid-sized burgers, but we’ll give you knives & to-go boxes for sharing!

HAND-SPUN CUSTARD SHAKES 4.99

Fat Elvis • Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Banana, & Bacon
Plain ol’ Vanilla
Hershey’s Chocolate
Banana Pudding & Vanilla Wafer
Toasted Marshmallow S’mores

Oreo Cookie Pieces
Cookie Dough & Brownie
Strawberry
Peanut Butter & Brownie
Toasted Coconut Cream Pie

ADULT SHAKES 7.99

COOKIES & CREAM • Amaretto & Oreo Cookies
BAILEY’S & BANANA • Bailey’s Irish Cream & 99 Bananas Liqueur
CHOCOLATE CAKE • Frangelico & Chocolate Vodka
BAILEY’S & CHOCOLATE • Bailey’s Irish Cream & Chocolate Vodka
WEDDING CAKE • Vanilla Vodka, Frangelico & Pineapple Juice
FRUIT LOOPS • Strawberries & 99 Bananas Liqueur

PB & CHOCOLATE • Chocolate Vodka & Peanut Butter
GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE • Malibu Rum, Chocolate Vodka & Pecans
GRANDPA’S FAVORITE • Butterscotch Schnapps & Vanilla
ROCKY ROAD • Amaretto, Chocolate Vodka, Pecans & Marshmallows
CHOCOLATE BANANAS • 99 Bananas Liqueur, Chocolate Vodka, & Chocolate Chips
WAYNE’S FAVORITE • Tuaca

TWISTED ROOT BEER FLOAT 3.99

Our creamy house-made custard mixed with our house-made flavored root beer.